Argon walks into a bar.
Bartender says "We don't serve Noble Gases."
Argon doesn't react.

Shrodinger gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Shrodinger says, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was." The cop inspects Shrodinger's car. Finds a box. Opens it. Says, "Hey, did you know you have a dead cat back here?" Shrodinger says, "Well, he is now."

Collie walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

http://www.dogmagazine.net Get a free dog magazine
http://www.nsalamerica.org/ North Shore Animal League America is the world's largest no-kill animal rescue and adoption center.
http://www.the-puppy-dog-place.com/index.html This is a really great site, run by one of the nicest people we've met.

If you're looking for a shelter to support, consider these:
North Shore Animal League - http://www.nsalamerica.org/ (where we got Midnight and Samantha)
Westchester Humane Society in Elmsford, NY - http://www.elmsfordanimalshelter.com/ (where we got Capt. Bear Paw the BDE)
The Austin, Tx SPCA - http://www.austinspca.com/
If you're near Raleigh - Durham - Greensboro, support the Triad SPCA - http://www.triadspca.org/
Some of our friends in Maine support the Maine SPCA - http://www.animalshelter.org/shelters/Maine_State_SPCA_rId2058_rS_pC.htm...
In New Jersey, you can give to NJSPCA - http://njspca.org/